Still in a Nook

It has been a horrible week. I lost my phone which was barely a few months old, and I assume the damned incorrigible fucktard who found it literally grabbed it and ran as soon as he found my poor pink phone because it was switched off within 15 minutes, and I know this is a very long sentence.

Well actually I lost in the cab, and I’m someone who ALWAYS checks the seat before leaving, goodness knows why I missed it that day.

SAO. I’m upset about losing such a young phone, but more devastated about losing all my contacts. Shiaaat. I realise all the numbers that I’ve managed to memorize are mostly those of my secondary school classmates. Sigh.

I decided to go against Kim Shit’s pearls of wisdom and got a phone that he said wasn’t good: the LG Shine.

Hmmm… at least I don’t have to carry a mirror with me from now on……(weak)

Seeing that the phone allows personal ringtones for different contacts, I kindly asked my friends to give me a song title of their choice, best if it matches their personalities or interests and stuff like that, and I was convinced that they were out to sabo me in the worst way possible!!!11

Evidence:
(been playing lots of Phoenix Wright these days so I like to be lawyer-ish)

First up was Cheryl…

And then it was KC…

Followed by Amanda…

See what I mean? How wonderful! Majulah Singapura, cha sao bao, hua hi tio ho, and ji ba ban somemore! How about other selections such as Apu-neh-neh by Ah Niu, or the Numa Numa song? I think the ‘Looney Bun Benny Lava‘ song will totally be the mother of all sabotage songs.

…

Since this post is about music (or rather has digressed from ‘buying a phone’ to music), Mongsters minus Christina went for our KTV fix a couple of days ago.

We found out something - the duet song Private Number by 911 and Fann Wong takes on a fascinating new meaning when you replace the word ‘number’ with ‘part’ for the entire song.

Let’s see now:

911 - Private Part

Since I’ve been gone
You’ve had your part changed, ooh yeah
But my love for you, girl
Still remains the same, mmm
Now, I’ve been loving you and
You’ve been loving me so long
Baby, what’s wrong
So I’m asking

Baby, baby, baby
Please let me have your part, yeah
Baby, baby, baby
Please let me have your part, ooh

I’m sorry you couldn’t call me when you were gone
Well I tried to call you, baby haah haah, baby
But other fellows kept on calling while you are gone, hmm yeah
So I had my part changed
But I’m not acting strange
Welcome home
Baby, nothing’s wrong
So I’m saying

Baby, baby, baby
You can have my private part
Baby, baby, baby
You can have my private part, oh

Oooh, so if I called ye
Will you be home
Oh, I will be waiting
There by the phone
Now I know your part
Though it’s been changed
Tell me now, baby
Love’s still remains
I’ve, I’ve been loving you I’ve been loving you
You’ve been loving me You’ve been loving me so long, oh, so long baby
Nothing’s wrong
So I’m asking

Baby, baby, baby
You can have my private part
Baby, baby, baby
You’ve given me your private part

You know I want, you know I want
You know I need, you know I need
You baby
Baby, baby, baby, baby

You know I want, you know I want
You know I need, you know I need
You baby

Hoooh…
You know I want
You know I need
You baby

Fascinating, yes? Well I have a little clip of Cheryl and Amanda singing that… I shan’t post it in case they take revenge by uploading the video of me belting out(read: shrieking) a song in Hokkien which shall remain unidentified.